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sendificator:

i’m putting this in my about me

ftaires:

Rolls off into the abyss.

dirkar:

You know what? I don’t even care if this is a joke. I don’t care about all the Stacy’s Mom Dave Strider covers in the world. Look at this girl. Look at this sixteen year old girl who has had her affections crushed, who has been called fat and other assorted horrible names by an immature alien, who has put up with Jake English whining about his relationship issues for SIX MONTHS and didn’t say a goddamn thing about how much it hurt her until she snapped, who was reduced to no words when Dirk told her he had been mistaken when he’d made her the leader, who is positive her father is dead, and who is currently possessed by an evil troll empress against her will. Now look at this girl that was the first human female to wear pants in-comic, that enjoys masculine things without sacrificing her love for baking or girly sleepovers, that isn’t ashamed to be a total cutie of a nerd, that never diminished her friendship with Dirk even if they were both crushing on Jake, who never held it against them even though she is often portrayed as the jealous exgirlfriend. Look at this girl that can swing around a giant fucking fork/trident with ease like a complete and total badass and still turn around and use “shucks buster” unironically. Jane Crocker deserves to be called hot. Jane Crocker deserves to blush. Jane Crocker deserves Channing Tatum in a well tailored suit on a bed of roses who will tell her she’s beautiful no matter what and that she is the smartest, sweetest, most down to earth girl he’s ever met. And I am so glad that even for one panel that really amounts to nothing more than a joke, she’s potentially flustered, cute, happy, whatever you wanna call it even if it’s shown through a very Dave-like way and while she’s still possessed. She deserves to have affection shown towards her because when you think about it he is the first person to ever tell her she’s hot, that she is actually attractive, even if his only knowledge of her amounts to “John’s hot mom.” Jane Crocker deserves to be called hot and so much more. And if Dave Strider will write sonnets of weird obtuse metaphors about her hotness while she chuckles along and occasionally blushes then hell fucking yeah I ship it.

tinkerlu:

dirk—-strider:

perfect

tuna-captor:

rose stop antagonizing ur brother

remmidemmi:

You’re not my real brother.

seriously, on any other day i would be downplaying how you aren’t really as cool as you think you are, but just between you and me i think you might actually be that cool. i think you just gotta get out of your bro’s shadow and spread your wings dude!!! 

zillyhookah:

streamdodle#4

dave’s first haircut

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fefetaface:

well that explains how this is the ONE SWORD DAVE CANT SNAP IN HALF

Baby Dave’s first applejuice.

charles-strider:

kitten-burrito:

sexytimeshomestuck:

tinkerlu:

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“BRO YOU HAVE TO STOP LEAVING THESE WEIRD POLAROIDS AROUND THE HOUSE ALRIGHT?”

strid

The photo though holy crap.

omfg

baby genius

tinkerlu:

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eye-heart-thefruknface:

Strider Strife by *StarrSHINee59

This is irony.

tinkerlu:

ok so i know this has been an au thing before but i really love the idea of knights being the only ones who remember the sburb session after it completely resets. So everything goes back to normal and trolls and humans are on earth and everything’s cool except then everyone thinks Dave is crazy and even John, Jade and Rose start getting uncomfortable talking to him because he sounds absolutely insane and the same thing is going on for karkat. SO then Dave sees him one day and yells his name and then karkat is like “dave???” and dave just starts sobbing because karkat knows who he is and remembers and he’s not crazy and oh fuck. and then they become really close and yes

is this a thing I can read