We have to understand that no matter what we do with our lives we will never be as awesome as Christopher Lee is.
I will never get over how he corrected Peter Jackson on the proper sound a man makes when he’s been stabbed in the back because he actually worked in the British clandestine services.
Or how he volunteered to fight in one of the most brutal fronts of WWII (the Finnish-Russian Winter War).
Or how he was fucking NAZI HUNTER.
Basically, Christopher Lee is the real Most Interesting Man in the world and I honestly don’t know why we tell Chuck Norris jokes when this badass is walking around.
And then I see him rambling on about how Saruman and Gandalf are actually Istari, which are one of the Maia in the LotR commentaries and I realize he literally cannot become more awesome.
Oh can’t he?
#Christopher Lee wrote a Metal Opera about Charlemagne #all opinions are irrelevant
I just read up on that and now I regret I didn’t include it! The man is
90 years old and he’s releasing a metal album next year. ACTUAL MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD CHRISTOPHER LEE.
OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT HIS METAL
GOD HE’S HARDCORE AS FUCK
He’s also played Dracula like 5 billion times and in the first one he refused to use the terrible dialogue and
He was also bros with Vincent Price and Peter Cushing, but unlike them was able to get away from the horror genre and forged a well-rounded career.
He can speak 8 languages and will sometimes do his own dubbing for foreign versions of his films.
His family carries the coat of arms of the Holy Roman Empire.
He’s related to
John Lee, Robert E. Lee, and Ian Fleming.
He really is the most interesting man in the world.
do you ever just cry because christopher lee
This is why I can’t have nice things… because Christopher Lee has them all already.
Super duper quick bloodswapped Rufioh because I never really see clown Rufioh. You’d think it’d be an obvious bloodswap
how can i be a hero when my dick’s as big as a shoe
The mimic octopus has been known to trick land dwellers into giving them candy. Beware of their cunning, and be sure to have a safe Halloween.
somebody write a tumblr dystopia novel before i am forced to interrupt my beloved AC to do so
oh wait WRITING STORIES IS DISCRIMINATORY AGAINST PEOPLE WHO CAN’T READ
STOP PLAYING ZE TELEPHONES, YOU ARE REMINDING ZE BIRDS THAT THEY HAVE NO HANDS
those birds are so friggin dainty
this is the most fun concept for a show i love it please watch
omfg the whip
this was amazing I had so much fun watching every minute
when someone who is usually really sweet and forgiving gets pushed too far and snaps
Surprise! Gender Reveal Cake A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby!
No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)
mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.
"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake
slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”
one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.
I added Catoki as well
The original Pupkles pic was by Charlesofdensen
This is getting out of hand.
oh fuck i don’t know which one to use for desktop wallpaper first
…yeah the metalocalypse fandom is going the way of the homestuck fandom during a hiatus
well i’ll be darned
Margot’s Room [ Emily Caroll ]
A brilliantly creepy little comic.
TIP: To properly read the comic in its chronological order , click on the things in the room as indicated in the little poem above.
IE: “first he gave me flowers”; click on the flowers to access Part I.
A good webcomic!!!!!
I love it when they’re like… specifically WEB comic and take advantage of the medium they’re in
so much tension in one photo
its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier
I don’t know how many of you are on LiveJournal, but I just created a community there for fanfiction requests, because I want to keep us all producing brutal as fuck fanworks until we can get some new canon! Go check it out!
wow it is way past time for me to Go the Fuck to Sleep