a thousand faces

W | 27 | m | nj | student | intp  i track the tags wtheidiot and w the idiot

home · message · archive · theme
me: don't worry i'm gonna work on that project and get it done for you by tomorrow night, okay? it's chill
me: *IMMEDIATELY begins shitposting on two separate accounts on tungle dot cungle*
tagged with: permalink

i have to wake up in five hours why am i eating dinner 

infestissumam replied to your postinfestissumam replied to your post: man i came on…

Uhhhhh I used to be itamperwithodinsmurdersite but i don’t remember how much we interacted

ohh shit, i dont think i remember you… but that explains why you followed me, so 

tagged with: permalink
tagged with: x gee whiz via · source

get this marie callenders garbage off my dash 

@optimisam yeah i remember you i dont think your url has changed since the last time i was here 

tagged with: permalink

i dont even have xkit on here 

damn it i dont have time to reset all of this shit 

tagged with: permalink

infestissumam replied to your postman i came on here to shitpost i dont wanna start…

I can barely believe my eyes that you’re on here, holy hell 

i….. new url hoo dis

man i came on here to shitpost i dont wanna start blocking all of these pornbots

tagged with: permalink

it’s a wheelchair you can control by fucking your eyes 

tagged with: permalink

rosekarkat:

my aesthetic is vriska trying to cuddle up to equius while her stump pours blood all over him and hes completely unphased

paratirites: Sim-Don adopted a horse named "Pepper"
paratirites: Etta is a vampire now
me: pepper? the game named it that?
paratirites: Yes
paratirites: The game did
me: this fucking game.
paratirites: Etta is drinking his blood now
me: is it spicy?
paratirites: Probably
paratirites: WTF he LIkeS having his blood drank. He LIKES it.
me: ........well
me: I guess some people are into that
me: not that I'm surprised by *some people*...
paratirites: And he of all people is one of them.
me: of all the people to turn out to be a kinky fucker
[minutes later]
me: ...you meant Donald's blood and not the horse, right?

me, laughing hysterically at Ren & Stimpy at 5 am

i’m an adult 

tagged with: permalink

why is it that i can only start working at like

anus o clock at night

why is this

tagged with: permalink

574rc45m
i think im gonna revive my personal blog

paratirites
sweet

574rc45m
out of all of the things i should be doing right now…
i mean, tunas not online because
hes like

paratirites
loool i know that feel

574rc45m
hes gonna Get In The Robot, Shinji
and im not gonna start that thread until i get some homework done
and im not gonna have him come online until i start that thread
so i gotta get some work done
but before THAT i gotta take a damn shower
maybe i shouldnt revive my personal blog just yet
or maybe i can make a post or two
see this is why i can’t get things done
i have never described it so succinctly before in my life, maybe ill post this